(a Chicago punque banned trying to change the world one listener at a time)

HI WEIRDOES, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

 

(if you want to access dr. who's solo page, you'll find lots of links to it, like here)

Hello, seekers.  This is the main Christ! page.  It features information about Christ! and its album.  You can also download the album from this page, donate to Christ!, and contact Christ! all from this page. 

It is therefore a very LONG page! There used to be a 27-page cartoon before you got to this page detailing the history of the band, but most people got so fed up clicking 27 pages to get to this one that I decided to finally let them get here more directly.

If you want to check out what the cartoon looked like, you can still plough through it by clicking HERE.

 

 (CARTOON).

Otherwise, enjoy the Christ! page.  You will have the option at the end of this page to enter Christ!'s dr. who's solo site with his solo music recorded on cheap toys in his home, some of his writings, and his links.

The album is called WILL WE ALWAYS BE BLIND IDIOTS?

 

This album is not available in the shops.  An original order of 2,000 was handed out for free to unsuspecting passers-by, gig audiences, and the like.

 Individuals wearing political T-shirts, or looking a little "punky," or somehow suggesting they may potentially be interested in this type of music and the message found therein, were offered the CD by dr. who and his friends in the United States, and by Stair and his friends in England. 

 

The infamous bastards of the band are:

dr. who (SONGS, VOICE, GUITAR) BRIAN RUDD (MORE GUITAR, BASS, MIX)
“SOUTHSIDE” RICH (DRUMS) MATTHEW GIBBONS (LYRICS OF W. H. AUDEN SONG)
STAIR (INSPIRATION – FROM THE NAME TO MANY OF THE CONCEPTS IN THIS BAND – IT ALL BEGAN IN HIS HEAD! –THE ONLY ENGLAND-BASED MEMBER)

You may download the entire album for free on this page of the website

Right-click on any song title to get the song Saved As to your computer though you can also click on the Title and get your computer player selected to play it while you read this website.

THE ALBUM:  WILL WE ALWAYS BE BLIND IDIOTS?

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EXPLANATION LYRICS
1) War To The Rhythm of W. H. Auden (4:09)
 
A song about what the many here do while people across the ocean are 
being murdered for the profits of the few) (our anti-Iraq War song). 
 
As of the summer of 2008, over one million civilian Iraqi men, women and children
have been killed in the official Iraqi War.  This does not count the half million children
who died as a result of the constant bombing of Iraq prior to the official Iraqi War
and to the economic boycotting of the country by the United States.  The number of
those murdered for petroleum in Iraq over the last few years has reached a level 
associated with the  highest death tolls from wars other than the 2 World Wars of 
the 20th Century.

 

Stop your donations, turn off the news
Ignore the killing and your oil hungry views
Silence the children, pay your tax for a bomb
Deny your involvement, let the guilt come.
They are men, women, children and unborn,
They were already suffering from our concern.
Little food, no medicine, no soap, just song,
I thought Babylon would last forever:  I was wrong.
 
Watch the promises rain down on the city,
Be shocked and awed by skies so pretty.
Put extra ketchup on your fish and chips,
Worry about your career and your flabby hips.
Monitor the markets and enjoy the Oscars,
Alternate your celebrities with military maneuvers.
Stock up on petrol, buy water and more videotape,
Feel better for marching as the excuses take shape.
 
Wish our lads a good fight, they’re the best, be proud,
Killing thousands of Iraqis will bring peace we¹re told.
Forget that Bush and Blair
Have lied and lied and lied,
To sell us the coalition of the bullied,
The terrified and the bribed.
We are the North, the South, the East and the West,
We are the strong, the weak, the killers and the rest.
We are the scared, the poor, the confused; the gone,
Hell on earth we are told is just a taste of what’s to come.
Games and circuses are now needed; turn one on,
Pack up the books, go to the gym and read the Sun.
 Play with your toys, clean your car and do some D.I.Y.,
 Soak up the war coverage with a beer but don’t ask why.
2) Ecology For The Profit Machine (3:58)
Many think Ecology or Green politics is about growing more trees, eating
 organic food, or recycling.  Whether the planet remains green or not,
 the central question remains: “how are we going to enjoy it? 
As slaves to capital or as free people?”

 

Well I sweat to stay alive working nine to five
Come home in my bubble down Lake Shore Drive
With the others who think they’re so middle class
But they all get paid for licking arse
They ride a different car, makes them feel unique 
But they’re in the same traffic every day of the week
And the fumes from the system choke the ecology
And the Mayor’s solution is grow more trees, more trees!
 
Ecology, Keep the air clean,   For you and me and the profit machine, 
Ecology,   Ecology for the profit machine
 
In the city there are those who live in the slums       
Kids alone in garbage waiting for their moms
Kids wondering when will dad return
And flog them with a belt, give them cigarette burns
There’s suffering and boredom in the big city
And the Mayor’s solution is making it pretty
Renovate the stadium, paint more bicycle lanes  
Give us all a facelift when we try to complain, complain!
 
    Ecology, Keep the air clean,  For you and me and the profit machine, Ecology, Ecology for the profit machine
3) Alternative Rock (4:20)

Who can bear those radio stations devoted to so-called  Alternative Rock?  has anybody yet discovered what is so alternative about the songs you hear on them?

 

Alternative Rock, Alternative Rock         
Alternative Rock is a lot of crock
Alternative Rock is just a market      
Alternative Rock is marketed noise
By exploitative marketing boys    
Turning yesterday’s punk hits   
Into today’s shit
 
Alternative Rock has nothing new to say
It’s rebellion as a commodity
It’s no more alternative than selling cars as cool
It’s just a pose, It’s just a bitch
It just makes radio stations rich
And like a fashion it comes and goes
 
Alternative means you’ve washed your hands
Of clever ways of selling bands
And you’re working to build a world worth living in
Alternative Rock, Alternative Rock       
Alternative Rock is a lot of crock
Alternative Rock is just a market
 
Alternative Rock has nothing new to say
It’s rebellion as a commodity
It’s no more alternative than selling cars as cool
It’s just a pose, It’s just a bitch
It just makes radio stations rich     
So if you buy it then who’s the fool?
 
Alternative Rock, Alternative Rock,
Alternative Rock is a lot of crock,
Alternative Rock is just a market
4) Whole Paycheck (3:20)
Those superstores filled with healthy food point to the future,
just maybe (that is up to you), a future in which they will be owned
by the whole community and not exist merely as a way of
making lucrative profits off workers.

 

Buy your necessaries at Whole Paycheck
Getting rich off food is an organic process
Our cheeses are wholesome to eat
Keep a calf from its mother’s teat
Or even it’s mother if you want the meat
 
Whole Paycheck
Come out of the projects  
We’ll take your Food Stamps
Get a diet that’s correct   
So when you die
Of the effects of poverty
Or the bullets fly
At least you’ll be healthy
When you die
 
We’ve got fancy wine and ale
To wash down your vitamin cocktail              
And wheat-free breads if you’ve got an allergy
I’ve got an allergy to being deprived
Of the means of production to maintain our lives
 
Whole Paycheck 
Come out of the projects
We’ll take your Food Stamps
Get a die that’s correct
So when you die
Of the effects of poverty
Or the bullets fly
At least you’ll be healthy
When you die
 
Shopping smug you think it’s Green
But the greenbacks they’re making is something obscene
Your world won’t get in harmony
‘Til it’s owned and controlled by the community
And people and the wealth they make is free
And all the food is free
And everything is free
Free Free Free Free
5) Give God The Flick (2:25)
When are humans going to stop believing the supernatural myths
 of their ancestors and begin to think critically about  their existence
 and their world?

 

If God exists                        Then life is meaningless  
We are puppets                  He commands, we submit
He wants us all                   To be irrational
No evidence                        To claim his existence
And he would see             For all eternity
The outcome                      Of events all random
Watches you copulate       Watches you pick your nose
And comes too late            As war comes and goes
If God exists                         Wants blind obedience
Is he no more                      Than projection of law?
Feel guilty Feel damned    Do what your God commands
Feel sinner                           Not winner
Don’t question                     Those in power     
Feel guilty Feel damned     Do what your God commands
Feel sinner                           Not winner
Don’t question                      Those in power     
Have faith, don’t reason …..
Don’t make this a better world for you and your children
Have faith, don’t reason…
Use faith, not facts, don’t ask questions, don’t act
Just get on your knees you lowly slave….
6) Fear Of Freedom (2:33)
Are there any psychologists alive today who can answer that
most critical question of why the masses of humans put up with
such a violent, oppressive, and stressful society that operates
in the interests of a few people, when they could take over the
world for themselves and their children?
 

 

We all know why someone steals when she’s hungry and poor
But we don’t know why the starving millions don’t steal more
We all know why people in chains dream of how it could be
But we don’t know why all the wage slaves don’t struggle to be free
It all began as children
Family and school
Learn to repress your feelings
Learn to keep your cool
Don’t touch your penis or cunt
Don’t talk in class
You soon learnt
To let your impulses pass
 
We all know why to raise their children people sweat off their arse
But we don’t know why people make millions for the capitalist class
We all know why people give money to give the starving kids bread
But we don’t know why their parents don’t take over the bakery instead
Don’t let the leaders fool you
Think for yourself
Don’t let the employers rule you
Or live off all your wealth
Put children before money
Don’t fight their wars
Join us upon the journey
To come in through their doors
Instead of sweeping their floors
7) Our Feelings (2:52)
We have become a feeling-obsessed society concerned about our
individual ego states, bodies, looks, and self-esteem rather than the
state of the wider society of which we are a part.  we have turned away
from the revolutionary potential of seeing ourselves as an economic class,
or even as a species, and inward into the status quo-preserving myopia
of only seeing our-“selves.”

 

Who gives a fuck what I feel?
We all have feelings and I know they are real.
Our feelings make money for counselors and shrinks
Who love excavating where we feel and we think
And our feelings sell products for large corporations
And our feelings help politicians win our cooperation
As they order men to war or to work for the nation
 
And if you don’t have a feeling for 9-11
All your coworkers may find you callous and cold                
For people find loyalty in a shared nationalist feeling
Even though they’re reactions that mean nothing at all…
 
Who gives a fuck what I feel?
We all have feelings and I know they are real.
So we look to the inner not the outer 
Away from the noise of starvation and gun powder
Our feelings make us think our souls need rearranging
And not the social system that really needs changing
So you shop for new lifestyles that are ready for exchanging
 
Who can trust a feeling that’s been ignored for so long?
Ready to explode at the slightest or cry at every song.
We’ve taught our kids to swallow their feelings in school
So others can squeeze profits from them without their being uncool.
8) A Real Holiday (3:14)
Humans are clever at deluding themselves, remembering those stressful
vacations of traffic, expenses, long lines, and screaming children, in idealized
terms.  of course there never was any permanent escape from the drudgery
of the job and your relatively lowly status as an employee, you soon find out. 
now a real holiday would mean abolishing work as we know it.

 

I took the family on a holiday
We counted cows in the car for a day
Then scouted diners as the sun fell
And then we crashed in a cheap motel
We were a pack of zombies in the street
Looking for history to engage our feet
Icons of architecture, city fame
Wherever you go they're all the same
 
Spend a holiday, buy a holiday
Cheap holiday, you get what you pay
A real holiday is going nowhere
Having no plans, having no care
No worries about the return to the bosses
About the bills, about the losses
A real holiday is being a shirk
No need for budgeting, no need for work
Reading a book in my cozy chair
Legs on the table and my unwashed hair
 
A real holiday, a real holiday, a real holiday, real holiday
A real holiday, a real holiday, a real holiday, ideal holiday
9) It's Not Enough (1:27)
The spirit of both the loud anticapitalist protests and the silent revolutions
in alternative lifestyles is initially inspiring until we find out what they’re
asking for: a capitalism with firms of less monopolistic dimensions
(didn’t the big world-sized system start out more local and
less entrenched in the spaces of feudalism?).  why do humans find
it so hard to demand the whole bakery?

 

It's not enough t'pull apart all the bricks
It's not enough to kick back hardest kicks
It's not enough to oppose all the wars
If you don't work to abolish the cause
It's not enough to be anti-global
It's not enough, “anti-political”
It's not enough to find system shitty
It's not enough to stop the city
It's not enough to wear punk, to wear black
It's not enough to say no, to say fuck
It's not enough to fight for human rights
It's not enough to stick to vegan diets
It's not enough, “anti-capitalist”
It's not enough to call yourself “socialist”
The Nazis and Trots did but they meant
Wages system under state management
It's not enough to support those reforms
Can't change laws by which the market performs
Boom slump boom slump slump boom
Different parties all playing the same tune
 It's not enough, not enough, not enough
It's not enough, not enough, not enough
It's not enough, not enough, not enough
It's not enough, It’s not enough
10) Border Lines (2:41)
The very meaning of split personalities and crazy people in the context
of such a split and crazy world is itself split by and crazed by contradictions

 

When you’re home with the kids
And the man’s earning cash
And you’re feeling undid
Tossing out with the trash
Dreams of your career plan
And of getting ahead
And of giving to Man
Not just the man in the bed
 
Chorus
Is man my enemy or my friend?
Giver of life or my end?
The one who tears me apart?
Is man the one who preaches or hears?
The one who’s distant or near?
The one who fills up my heart?
 
I’ve been treated like shit
And it makes me feel bad
And when I think of it
Then it makes me feel mad
Watch out those in the way
Turning from Jekyll to Hyde
Picture of Dorian Gray
That you never can hide
 
Repeat Chorus
 
I don’t see the point of my life
I want to cut it with a knife
I want to kill the pain
And I’m not really sure if I exist
Not really sure if I’ll be missed
Or if I’ll disappear like the rain
I’m a lonely soul in a big crowd
I’m sensitive and I am proud
And I’ve got a faithful heart
And surely it can’t be only me
But the wider society
That pries us all apart…
11) Alive (3:54)
Left-wing and right-wing are simply opposites sides of the same
capitalist vulture.  they both advocate the right of the majority to be
sold as employees to the minority employers with different
degrees of state interventions, programs and expenditures. 
real freedom for most of us will mean moving beyond the simplistic
formulas of left and right and toward a demand for the end of wage
labor, money and nation-states altogether and for
democratic ownership by the world community and free access to all wealth.
when we can see beyond the limitations of capital, there will be nothing
that can stop us, and no political demand by the rulers that will tempt us
away from our final liberation.

 

Politic’s dead
Republican’s dead
Democrat’s dead
And the liberal’s dead
The Greens are all dead
The Fascists are dead
The Left Wing is dead
Religion is dead
Work is so dead
Shopping is dead
What we want is a world fit for human beings instead
What we want is to feel alive  Alive Alive Alive
 
What you gonna do with your eighty-two years?
Waste them in the office of your empty careers?
Watching out the window all your life drift by
Wishing you could play under the bright blue sky
Wishing you could live as master not as slave
Live by the dictates of the fancies you crave
Wake up overjoyed by the brand new day
It’s free, nothing to pay, just feel alive Alive Alive Alive
12) Golden Rulers (1:52)
There are many things kids can learn from school even
beside their curriculum – the nature of hierarchy, the use
of behavioral principles and sometimes sheer
terror to control them, the great man theory of history
rather than the history of our class struggles, swallowing
formulas rather than thinking critically, and a life ruled
by the alarm clock to prepare them for the world of work.
if they learn these lessons well, there just might be hope
for them and for the rest of us.

 

Is it school or is it boot camp
As I pledge allegiance
Spirit in surgical clamp
To this flag romance
 
Every school in every nation
Is molding eager minds
Stifling imagination
But my fingers are crossed behind
 
I refuse to bow
I refuse to serve
Though they are training me how
To be a worker in a herd
Won’t lose my nerve
 
Is it school or is it mind control
The adults in friction
If I’m a child of the animals
Or of a feudal fiction
Curriculum just politics
To pacify the masses
The ruling ideas are the ideas of the ruling classes
 
I refuse to bow
I refuse to serve
Though they are training me how
To be a worker in a herd
Won’t lose my nerve
 
WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT...
If you like the CD, and the ideas contained therein, it is hoped you will contribute financially to continue the tradition.  Christ! and Christ!'s friends profoundly regret asking for hand-outs, but also regretfully, capitalism still exists, and raising sufficient money is the only way in such an economy to burn CDs, print text, and communicate these precious ideas to other working people.

Ever read Ursula Le Guin's The Dispossessed?  (go do it now!!)

It gives a very nice description of what a world without money might be like.  However, it was set on a  moon with few resources - imagine the possibilities of abundance on Earth!

What Christ! is trying to do is make use of music to spread the vision of a moneyless, classless and nationless world society in which wealth is no longer produced to be sold, but rather to meet needs.  In such a society, the ways in which all wealth is produced will be democratically controlled by the entire leaderless community, and will be owned by all, or owned by none (same thing).

The potential for abundance inherent by modern technological society will finally be able to be realized.  No longer will humans need to count their pennies, budget their income, live in shoddy homes, worry if they can afford medical care, worry about where their next meal is coming from, starve, lift weapons to protect or expand the property of the ruling class (wars).

Another rather nice description of a society without money, employment and state, but in the archaic language of the Victorian era (go read it!!).  Humans should be working to bring this possibility about now, in the interests of their planet and any meaningful future worth talking about!

A world society of peace, reduced stress, and abundance will finally be possible.  With the means of producing wealth in the hands of everybody, production and consumption may finally be administered in a fashion that no longer threatens the delicate ecological balance of life upon this planet.  Abolishing capitalism may be humanity's last hope of preventing its extinction or preventing us from having a planet greatly inhospitable to us.

Such a vision of the future, a future that will only arise if you and I work to bring it about, is what Christ! is promoting.

Help us continue to share this vision for free to other humans around the planet via the free distribution of our music CDs by sending money to:  

1) In the United States or online, pay money to our account via Paypal by logging into your Paypal account, hitting Send Money, and then entering christtheband at hotmail dot com (written like this on purpose to minimize robotic software sending junk mail to the email address) as the recipient's email address, the donated amount in the next box, currency you are paying, entering category of purchase as Quasi-Cash, and then your email address and a note if you like, so Christ! can personally thank you.

OR CLICK ON THE DONATE BUTTON BELOW TO DONATE TO CHRIST! MORE CONVENIENTLY:

 

 

 

 

2) In the UK, send a check or money order to:

Christ!, c/o Stair, 1 Prospect Terrace, Carrow Road, Norwich, Norfolk NR1 1HR, England

To write to us in person:

In the U.K. or Europe, write to a member of the band at: Stair, 1 Prospect Terrace, Carrow Road, Norwich, Norfolk NR1 1HR, England.

In the Americas, write to another member of the band (dr. who) at: Christ!, 4147 N. Greenview, Chicago, IL 60613, USA.

 

We would love to hear from you, especially how you got hold of the CD, what you think of it and the music and ideas in it, etc.   We value your ideas and are always inspired by others!

YOU CAN SEND EMAIL TO CHRIST! BY COMPLETING OUR CONTACT FORM WHICH SENDS THE INFORMATION DIRECTLY TO MEMBERS' EMAIL ADDRESSES:

CLICK HERE TO COMPLETE OUR CONTACT FORM

 

It can be a lot of fun to hand out our punk CDs for free to others!  If you want to take part in spreading our revolutionary music around your neck of the wood, you can also buy CDs at $2 each plus postage to hand out.  You could order some to give to people at parties, gigs or in the streets who might seem receptive, or to leave in local political bookstores. 

may wage slavery and war be a thing of the past....

You can also find dr. who's more recent solo stuff by clicking the Chorus Of The Revolution button on the solo page, or read a few of dr. who's writings by clicking the Writings button on the Chorus of the Revolution page.